According to a Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday, an abysmal 36% of American voters approve of Trump’s handling of his job after his first week.  By contrast, President Obama’s approval rating was 59% after his first week.

Nixon’s approval rating was 24% when he resigned.  Trump is going to break through that floor, perhaps sooner than later.  Book it.

Trump, though, apparently isn’t having it.  According to sources I just made up, he plans on demanding that Press Secretary Sean “The Mouth of Sauron” Spicer proclaim that Trump’s approval rating is at 110% and that he has already been re-elected in the biggest landslide in history.  #AlternativeFacts